The Conflict Issue: Imaginary Fights, Real Razor Burn, and One Very Petty War
Ever started a fight in your head, won it spectacularly, only to realize the other person didn’t even show up to the battlefield? Welcome to adulthood, where conflict is less about actual shouting and more about side-eyeing someone into oblivion while whispering “I’m fine” with enough passive-aggression to wilt a cactus.
The Civic Duty Issue: Elected by Accident and Still Can’t Get on a Jury
This week, Pete accidentally runs for office and Tommy desperately tries to get selected for jury duty—two adults chasing civic engagement like it’s a slightly weird amusement park ride with no height requirement. Along the way, we unpack the absurd beauty of local government, honor the sacred power of the “I Voted” sticker, and guide you through a meditation that ends—quite naturally—in institutional collapse.
The Friendship Issue: We just met. I miss you already.
Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult—and even harder to keep them? Pete and Tommy dive into the shame, science, and slow fade of adult friendships.
The Health & Fitness Issue: Dumbledore Is My Trainer Now
Pete faces the gym. Tommy faces the doctor. Together they unpack protein, strength, and adulting with a pulse over 130 bpm.
The Money Issue: Magically Adjusted Gross Incompetence
In the Season 10 premiere, Pete and Tommy confront the myth of the American Dream, one broken oven and terrifying IRS form at a time. From homeownership FOMO to tax-time existential spirals, it’s a full-frontal emotional audit of what it means to feel wildly unprepared… again.
KOFF-N: Side Effects May Include Season 10 of All The Feelings
What if aging were a prescription you couldn’t opt out of? Season 10 of All The Feelings launches with KOFF-N, the (seriously totally fake) pharmaceutical that reminds us all: adulthood is incurable, but at least it’s kind of funny.
Break Check 5: The Hot Onez Knock-Off Adulting Show
Our brave hosts embark on a journey through the Tabanero Hot Sauce Challenge, a sadistic gauntlet of increasingly ferocious condiments that culminates in something ominously named Dragon’s Breath, which sounds less like a food product and more like something that should require a hazmat suit and a government permit.
The Existential Horror of Long Underwear and Furnace Mallets
Oh, hello! This week on All The Feelings, we embark on yet another emotional rollercoaster, but this time, instead of spiraling into the depths of raw human emotion, we spiral into something far more terrifying: the crushing realization that we are allegedly adults and should know things.
Break Check 3: Tomboy Elitism and the New Year’s Industrial Complex
Happy New Year. The Little Women want to play Celebrity so ready yourself to open the BV in NYC.
Ding-Dong, the Coffee’s Gone Wrong
What happens when Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, and Snickers become iced coffee? Join Pete, Tommy, and Mandy as they bravely (or foolishly) explore this bizarre flavor frontier, questioning our cravings and the very nature of taste itself in a caffeinated chaos that’s possibly hilarious and unquestionably unsettling.