The Next Reel Marvel Movie Minute

In minute seventy-nine of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob begin with nothing. Look, there’s only so many awesomely creative cold opens even the most brilliant minds can come up with. And this minute has nada. Or does it? Does Rob jump the shark? Maybe.

In minute seventy-eight of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob talk werewolves and electroconvulsive therapy. You’ll have a howling good time as we dissect a closeup look of Bruce’s latest transformation. Just grab a box of Triscuits, some cracker toppings, sit back, relax and listen. Oh whoa, weird product placement you say? Nope. There’s also homework!

In minute seventy-seven of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob start off with a story about that time when Tom Hanks tried to karate chop Fonzie at Arnold’s. You know there’s a reason for that. And it takes place in Dr. Stern’s house of… oh wait, we put it in the title. Be sure to listen to the end (it’s a short minute kids) for some fan shoutouts! We love you all.

In minute seventy-six of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob go where no minute by minute analysis has gone before. Deep, deep into the psyche of one Emil Blonsky. Plus we ponder the most evil dentist office ever made. Everything is totally going to be ok! And the King Kong intro banter? You’ll understand. Trust us.

In minute seventy-five of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob celebrate their diamond anniversary minute with a formal introduction of Mr. Tim Blake Nelson. He’s got an incredible acting resumé and the story of why he’s here involves a movie you may never have heard of starring Ed Norton.

In minute seventy-four of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob make you think that they’re scared of their wives. Oh, they are. But that doesn’t mean they don’t have healthy conversations ALL THE TIME! Same goes for Bruce and Betty. Prepare for major gushing over their cuteness as a couple. Bonus: you also get lots of additional location details! Penalty: there are High School Musical puns.

In minute seventy-three of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob know firsthand that taxi rides can be a disaster. So are bad matte lines in a digitally composed shot. But you know what’s NOT a disaster? Bruce and Betty’s awesome comedic timing!

In minute seventy-two of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob begin with helpful tips for visiting New York City because our heroes are making their way to the Big Apple. We then take a detour to awkward silences. Pause here and don’t make eye contact. That will help when we talk about Tim Roth’s digital body makeover.

In minute seventy-one of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob miraculously combine trucks, cameras and names for LSD. All in far deeper detail than should be humanly possible. This minute is filled with deep introspection. Oh, and there’s the Ganzfeld effect and did we mention 50 different names for LSD? Really. Beware!

In minute seventy of The Incredible Hulk, Kyle and Rob start with a quick flashback to a particular Sandra Bullock movie. In that vein, we talk about 1990’s technology like monitors and keyboards! And Bruce tragically forgets how to hide his tracks. Come on, Bruce!