WTS7

Tommy stamps out elitism everywhere all the time and Pete is in search of authentic happiness for a listener.

Pete’s lamenting the layoffs while Tommy is poking at pugilism.

Tommy, as a man, does some fashion explanation while Pete probes the not-to-deep depths of his own memory.

Tommy finds fear from above while Pete helps a listener defeat dreams of academic dread.

Tommy remembers just how much he wants to forget while Pete brings a reminder that we are all fungible resources.

If you STICK around, you might just find we show you a future you can’t turn off.

Don’t worry, we’re sure your therapist thinks you’re funny. Just make sure you’re not unconscious during your sessions.

Have you found your one thing? Probably not, but let’s not feel too bad about it. Besides, you’re too busy climbing sidewalk curbs with a step ladder.

What if you threw a party and no one showed, AND you didn’t have your phone?

We’re aging and that’s not making us better with our tech. Plus, a listener doesn’t do the sticky.