Uncle Scrubby's Bedtime Stories

Trouble sleeping? Then gather 'round boys and girls and listen to weird ol' Uncle Scrubby as he tells you his tales of the world!

Strapped to Her Hips

July 13, 2016
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Trapped in a neighbors kitchen with nowhere left to hide, Pre Veterinarian Jessie squeaks out the remaining seconds of her life hopping she can survive on whatever is strapped to her hips.

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Pork Keys

February 14, 2015
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A young sow entering this adult driving years, fails daily to meet the standards of his hard-to-please Pig Father; however, this little swine who went to market is about to “impact” the way we eat breakfast — and tell jokes — for all time.

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Jump the Hop

February 7, 2015
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When children reach that age where they stop believing in The Easter Bunny, all it takes is ONE really BIG BUNNY to scare them back into believing again. That is, of course, if they can JUMP the HOP.

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The Legend of the Polar Bears

February 1, 2015
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Before polar bears, there were ordinary, confused brown and black bears wandering the earth. Tormented by bat crazy beavers and embarrassment, a hundred (of the bravest) of these cowardly bears traveled north in order to escape their horrible fate. But with the help of an old legend and a mystical beverage, the lives of these bears and Christmas will be changed forever.

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Fin Tie Mountain — Part 1

November 14, 2014
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Sometimes over the hill, owners of the oceans have dreams too. In this “fish out of water” tale, we find a father shark and his son about to become the first land sharks of all time. Their only problem… how do they survive on land?

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The Spider and Mrs. Pringles

July 4, 2013
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Have you ever wondered what the prequel to “Charlottes Web” was? Well here it is boys and girls! It’s crazy girl fun when Tina Pringles opens up a torture chamber in her basement! Bonus question: How many special talents does Trevor have, and what are they?

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Pit Stop Billy and his 4-Wheel Drive Automobile

June 27, 2013
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A small town in Africa risks losing their native jungle land, so the government can make big profits on a race car track they desire to build upon it. Jungle race car driving and excitement at every turn in this nonstop action adventure you won’t want to miss! Also Uncle Scrubby falls asleep somewhere near the end!

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Junk in the Trunk

June 21, 2013
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Have you ever had a child, born a half eaten werewolf? Then this story is for you! Find out what’s in Junk’s trunk as he solves the forbidden mystery “who am I in this world?”

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The Ghosts of the Living Room

June 6, 2013
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When a passive aggressive boring family dies … of their own boredom, even though it’s a little sad, it kind of makes you secretly happy inside.

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Mr. Dog Eats a Burger

May 30, 2013
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Only a talking cat with the skills of a magician can help out a homely dog, whose only desire is to eat a burger! Can our canine friend convince the owners of a burger shop to give him some beef … the beef he thinks he deserves? Warning: This story contains Witches.

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Erik! The Most Manipulative Vegetable

May 23, 2013
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Children hate vegetables, that we already knew, but what you didn’t know is some vegetables hate each other! This ending is sure to get the kiddies cheering for their veggies once again!

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A Caveman Named Jill

May 16, 2013
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The beginnings of a modern day luxury and part time escapism unfolded before your very ears in this legendary tale of man’s ever evolving relaxation. From it’s humble beginnings, in their poor economy (not unlike today) witness how one clever cave man accidentally creates profit and prominence out of his primary purpose of primal protection.

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Where Ever the Rainbow Ends

May 9, 2013
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Uncle Scrubby’s Very First Recorded Bedtime Story!

A young bowler, with the help of some Asian squirrels, rediscovers her life after accidentally loving her husband to death.

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Run Around Sue!

May 2, 2013
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Billy Goats have been known throughout the ages to cast stone cold fear into the hearts and bottoms of sweet innocent children. One cold night on the frozen tundra’s of UTAH place a stranded mother and her son in direct contact with this elusive and most horrible beast!

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Chocolate Hoses

April 28, 2013
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Got chocolate? Sometimes brown does taste good! … or does it?

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Whodoyou

April 15, 2013
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About a boy (Brian) born brainless, who begins tracking down a murderer of lambs.

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The Peanut Butter People (Two-Times)

January 20, 2013
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Ever wonder what happens to a sack lunch left overnight in your school locker?

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The Nuns of Brentwood Falls

January 13, 2013
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What happens when a young girl, who has dreams of the monastery, moves with her family to a tiny town inhabited by night dwelling nuns? Find out the secrets behind the town of Brentwood Falls, and the nuns who roam the night.

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How Lightning & Thunder were Born

January 6, 2013
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Surely you were wondering where thunder and lightening came from… originally. Well here you go, and it’s all true. Based on science. Science and dingle berries.

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Barnaby: The Fortune Telling Whale

December 30, 2012
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Barneby is a big-mouthed fortune teller about to meet his match in this tale of words.

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Uncle Scrubby’s Valentine Message

December 23, 2012
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The story of Gabriel’s search for true love! But will finding true love ultimately kill his grandfather? Listen to this heart wrenching story so captivating it makes “The Notebook” appear to be a play put on by mature grade school children.

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Crumbcake

December 16, 2012
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George has a choice to make – the perfect life or stinky pants forever. Which would you choose?

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