Strapped to Her Hips
Trapped in a neighbors kitchen with nowhere left to hide, Pre Veterinarian Jessie squeaks out the remaining seconds of her life hopping she can survive on whatever is strapped to her hips.
Listen NowPork Keys
A young sow entering this adult driving years, fails daily to meet the standards of his hard-to-please Pig Father; however, this little swine who went to market is about to “impact” the way we eat breakfast — and tell jokes — for all time.
Listen NowJump the Hop
When children reach that age where they stop believing in The Easter Bunny, all it takes is ONE really BIG BUNNY to scare them back into believing again. That is, of course, if they can JUMP the HOP.
Listen NowThe Legend of the Polar Bears
Before polar bears, there were ordinary, confused brown and black bears wandering the earth. Tormented by bat crazy beavers and embarrassment, a hundred (of the bravest) of these cowardly bears traveled north in order to escape their horrible fate. But with the help of an old legend and a mystical beverage, the lives of these bears and Christmas will be changed forever.
Listen NowFin Tie Mountain — Part 1
Sometimes over the hill, owners of the oceans have dreams too. In this “fish out of water” tale, we find a father shark and his son about to become the first land sharks of all time. Their only problem… how do they survive on land?
Listen NowThe Spider and Mrs. Pringles
Have you ever wondered what the prequel to “Charlottes Web” was? Well here it is boys and girls! It’s crazy girl fun when Tina Pringles opens up a torture chamber in her basement! Bonus question: How many special talents does Trevor have, and what are they?
Listen NowPit Stop Billy and his 4-Wheel Drive Automobile
A small town in Africa risks losing their native jungle land, so the government can make big profits on a race car track they desire to build upon it. Jungle race car driving and excitement at every turn in this nonstop action adventure you won’t want to miss! Also Uncle Scrubby falls asleep somewhere near the end!
Listen NowJunk in the Trunk
Have you ever had a child, born a half eaten werewolf? Then this story is for you! Find out what’s in Junk’s trunk as he solves the forbidden mystery “who am I in this world?”
Listen NowThe Ghosts of the Living Room
When a passive aggressive boring family dies … of their own boredom, even though it’s a little sad, it kind of makes you secretly happy inside.
Listen NowMr. Dog Eats a Burger
Only a talking cat with the skills of a magician can help out a homely dog, whose only desire is to eat a burger! Can our canine friend convince the owners of a burger shop to give him some beef … the beef he thinks he deserves? Warning: This story contains Witches.
Listen NowErik! The Most Manipulative Vegetable
Children hate vegetables, that we already knew, but what you didn’t know is some vegetables hate each other! This ending is sure to get the kiddies cheering for their veggies once again!
Listen NowA Caveman Named Jill
The beginnings of a modern day luxury and part time escapism unfolded before your very ears in this legendary tale of man’s ever evolving relaxation. From it’s humble beginnings, in their poor economy (not unlike today) witness how one clever cave man accidentally creates profit and prominence out of his primary purpose of primal protection.
Listen NowWhere Ever the Rainbow Ends
Uncle Scrubby’s Very First Recorded Bedtime Story!
A young bowler, with the help of some Asian squirrels, rediscovers her life after accidentally loving her husband to death.
Listen NowRun Around Sue!
Billy Goats have been known throughout the ages to cast stone cold fear into the hearts and bottoms of sweet innocent children. One cold night on the frozen tundra’s of UTAH place a stranded mother and her son in direct contact with this elusive and most horrible beast!
Listen NowChocolate Hoses
Got chocolate? Sometimes brown does taste good! … or does it?
Listen NowWhodoyou
About a boy (Brian) born brainless, who begins tracking down a murderer of lambs.
Listen NowThe Peanut Butter People (Two-Times)
Ever wonder what happens to a sack lunch left overnight in your school locker?
Listen NowThe Nuns of Brentwood Falls
What happens when a young girl, who has dreams of the monastery, moves with her family to a tiny town inhabited by night dwelling nuns? Find out the secrets behind the town of Brentwood Falls, and the nuns who roam the night.
Listen NowHow Lightning & Thunder were Born
Surely you were wondering where thunder and lightening came from… originally. Well here you go, and it’s all true. Based on science. Science and dingle berries.
Listen NowBarnaby: The Fortune Telling Whale
Barneby is a big-mouthed fortune teller about to meet his match in this tale of words.
Listen NowUncle Scrubby’s Valentine Message
The story of Gabriel’s search for true love! But will finding true love ultimately kill his grandfather? Listen to this heart wrenching story so captivating it makes “The Notebook” appear to be a play put on by mature grade school children.
Listen NowCrumbcake
George has a choice to make – the perfect life or stinky pants forever. Which would you choose?
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