You've Found a Date!

May 5, 2026

We don’t know what kind of internet user you are, but if you’ve found this page, you’re the kind we like to see. Not many people like to peruse by date so we hope you get every bite out of your results.

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Wishcycling, Shadow Calendars, and the Tyranny of Mums

Tommy discovers that the plastic industry has been running one of the longest-running cons in modern history. Pete discovers that his own DNA has been trying to hibernate while Target has been trying to sell him mums. The season finale ends the only way it could: with a rhinoceros.

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