The Health & Fitness Issue: Dumbledore Is My Trainer Now
Pete faces the gym. Tommy faces the doctor. Together they unpack protein, strength, and adulting with a pulse over 130 bpm.
The Money Issue: Magically Adjusted Gross Incompetence
In the Season 10 premiere, Pete and Tommy confront the myth of the American Dream, one broken oven and terrifying IRS form at a time. From homeownership FOMO to tax-time existential spirals, it’s a full-frontal emotional audit of what it means to feel wildly unprepared… again.
KOFF-N: Side Effects May Include Season 10 of All The Feelings
What if aging were a prescription you couldn’t opt out of? Season 10 of All The Feelings launches with KOFF-N, the (seriously totally fake) pharmaceutical that reminds us all: adulthood is incurable, but at least it’s kind of funny.
Break Check 5: The Hot Onez Knock-Off Adulting Show
Our brave hosts embark on a journey through the Tabanero Hot Sauce Challenge, a sadistic gauntlet of increasingly ferocious condiments that culminates in something ominously named Dragon’s Breath, which sounds less like a food product and more like something that should require a hazmat suit and a government permit.
The Existential Horror of Long Underwear and Furnace Mallets
Oh, hello! This week on All The Feelings, we embark on yet another emotional rollercoaster, but this time, instead of spiraling into the depths of raw human emotion, we spiral into something far more terrifying: the crushing realization that we are allegedly adults and should know things.
Break Check 3: Tomboy Elitism and the New Year’s Industrial Complex
Happy New Year. The Little Women want to play Celebrity so ready yourself to open the BV in NYC.
Ding-Dong, the Coffee’s Gone Wrong
What happens when Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, and Snickers become iced coffee? Join Pete, Tommy, and Mandy as they bravely (or foolishly) explore this bizarre flavor frontier, questioning our cravings and the very nature of taste itself in a caffeinated chaos that’s possibly hilarious and unquestionably unsettling.
Patience & Kindness: The Two Heavenly Virtues of Not Being a Big Dumb Jerk
Pete and Tom explore the virtues of kindness and patience, from everyday annoyances to cultural moments, pondering their true meaning and impact. Expect laughs and thoughtful insights as they dissect mindful patience and the challenges of genuine kindness in the modern world.
Greed: The Dopamine of Desire and that New iPhone Smell
Pete and Tommy wrestle with the sin of greed, from iPhones to DVD collections. Join them as they explore the psychology of materialism and question their own consumerist habits – and probably yours, Dave.
Temperance: A Surprisingly Progressive Crusade
Pete and Tom explore the history and surprising social impact of the temperance movement, from its philosophical origins to its influence on women’s suffrage, with a memorable story about an unfortunate martini habit. They also play “Temper Temper,” a game show testing their knowledge of Prohibition.