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Minute 85 - We Put ANOTHER Death Scene On A Bagel! • Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once • Minute 85

Minute 85 – We Put ANOTHER Death Scene On A Bagel!

Jobu appears slow-clapping villain-style saying “how impressive” in fluent Mandarin (unlike Joy’s broken Chinese). New punk magical-girl outfit: ghost buns, goth makeup, candy hearts, fluffy black leather, spiked collar, giant laser gun as cane. Evelyn declares “I’m reaching my full potential” in terrible boxing stance (fingers wrong, totally disconnected from kung fu). Screen cracks showing distressed Evelyns (Pizza, Opera, Cleaning Lady, Teppanyaki, Wong Kar Wai). Machinery strains, music stops, Evelyn vomits. Collapses. Jobu moves in: “damn it…so close.” Overhead death-confirmation shot. Jobu closes her eyes, tells Waymond “I’ll see you again soon,” sings “somewhere out there” Judy Garland-style. Verse-map turned red.

We debate applause semiotics via Wikipedia—slow clap as sarcastic disapproval, golf clap heckling, German knuckle-rapping, airline landing applause. Aliens would find hand-striking baffling. Slow clap implies emotions are “for show”—Jobu watching melodrama.

Stephanie Hsu’s costumes don’t dictate personality (script wanted Harley Quinn energy but Hsu plays serious/parental). Jobu chooses cutesy vs. serious regardless of outfit—millennial video game logic where skins don’t determine playstyle. Evelyn’s vomiting simultaneously funny (Family Guy wide-shot realness) and tragic (actual hero death). Most honest power-reaction ever—why don’t Luke, Spider-Man, Iron Man puke using new abilities? Special Edition Obi-Wan should vomit when Alderaan explodes.

Jobu’s wistful energy (not matching Waymond’s panic) suggests Evelyn escaped rather than died.

Lester and Kynan attempt to explain, evaluate, enlighten and elucidate the Academy Award-winning film, Everything Everywhere All At Once, minute by multiversal minute!