Dane Christensen

An exercise in fantasy.

Paging Patrick Bateman… Patrick Bateman?

Power pose.

Never tell us the odds.

News of the hour.

It could be. But it’s probably not.

A white meat not to be mocked.

Charlie Sheen. Yeah, we know. But seriously? #DickBar. Warner brings “The Dark Knight” to Facebook. Path is the perfect tool for Brett Favre. So to speak.

Coupon nagging. Everyone’s favorite TED celebrates ads. Anti-abortion advertiser uses stock photos, pisses off mom. Facebook Like is oh so much more likable! iAd buy-in slashed. Twitter celebrates small advertisers. And the best story about ice cream you’ve ever, ever heard, ever.

What happened here? Your guess is as good as ours.