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Tommy Metz III

Tommy Metz III aka Tommy Handsome aka The King of Diminishing Returns has written and directed 8 short films that have shown across the country.  Along the way, he was lucky enough to win some awards including Best Overall Short, Best Comedic Short, Audience Favorite Film and Most Handsome Son (that last one was given to him by his mother).  His latest horror short “Static” just finished its successful festival run in 2023. Tommy also co-written and directed his first full-length feature film titled 30 NIGHTS, available for streaming on Tubi. Tommy has also spent over two decades as a Head Mentor for the Young Storytellers creative writing and literacy program for children. Tommy lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his better half, Foster.

Foster aka Puppy King Foster aka He Who Rules Over Everywhere The Sun May Touch was found running around on July 4th, 2015 and has remained a free spirit ever since. After allowing himself to be adopted, he now enjoys parks, leaves, squirrels and howling at fire engines. Due to his intense hatred for skateboards, it is presumed he was working undercover infiltrating a skateboard-related crime syndicate and lost a lot of good boys during the operation. Foster lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his worse half, Tommy.

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The Gift of Dentistry

Tommy found a therapist’s framework that explains exactly why housewarming gifts cause full-scale panic attacks, and it involves childhood, ransoms, and the specific misery of watching someone open what you bought them. Pete spent seventeen years avoiding dentists after a bad one did unnecessary work on his childhood teeth, and the statistics on why dentists do what they do are both infuriating and, ultimately, pretty hopeful.

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The Dog Never Updated the Terms of Service

Pete spent the better part of two decades building his presence on the early social web — and then watched, one algorithm update at a time, as the internet that was supposed to be democratic became something else entirely. Tommy just wants to tell you about his dog.

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Fax for Drugs

According to the WHO and the CDC, roughly half of people with chronic conditions don’t take their medication as prescribed — and the reasons are weirder, sadder, and more human than you’d think. Pete and Tommy both decided to talk about pills this week, they both went completely different directions, and somehow it works.

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The Evacuation Slide Theory of Career Development

Turns out quitting your job isn’t just a career decision — it’s a psychological eviction notice served on the version of yourself you built at work. Pete and Tommy explore why leaving is harder than it looks, and why one flight attendant’s emergency exit is frankly the most honest thing any of us has ever done.

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Scream 7: The Past Keeps Calling

Kevin Williamson returns to the franchise he created, Neve Campbell returns to the role she built, and Scream 7 opens to franchise-record box office and a 34% on Rotten Tomatoes. Pete Wright, Tommy Metz III, Steve Sarmento, and Mandy Kaplan dig in. Full spoilers. Strong opinions. One and a half stars from Tommy.

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Big Monsters!

Giant monster month turns out to be less about creatures and more about systems that collapse the moment they’re needed. The Host, Troll Hunter, and Godzilla Minus One (Minus Color) all ask the same question: what do you do when the biggest thing in the room isn’t the monster?

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