Tommy and Pete are back with their third COVID-19 Sanity Check-in and discover that in addition to the virus, the planet and condiments are also out to get them.

The weeks are cruising by and we’re discovering new ways to get lost in quarantine with a meditation on videogaming, garages, joyous bathroom engagements, and a discourse on why people wearing masks appear to hate us.

Pete and Tom help no one in their efforts to confront the pandemic.

Tommy channels an otter prison while Pete helps a listener with gravity.

Pete faces an industrialist nightmare while Tommy helps a listener move beyond buoyant butterflies.

Tommy comes face to face with a new nemesis and responds appropriately, while Pete helps a listener feel better about feeling dirty.

Pete finally moves aside and frees a new generation to experience out of this world anxiety while Tommy picks, and picks, and picks.

Tommy has prepared a list of places in which it is appropriate to ‘oil oneself up’ while Pete helps a listener to stand face-to-face with their inner Scarecrow.

Pete devours an anxiety that should be a test for itself while Tommy helps a listener to see that the grass, sometimes, isn’t always greener.

Tommy is on a hunt for fear and isolation and finds it in northern California while Pete helps a listener to maybe not see so much after all.

Pete tries to hug the darkness while Tommy helps a listener find peace in verticality.

Tommy yells at people who yell at clouds while Pete helps a listener who has already helped herself. It’s a real gas. Welcome to season four, everybody.