Letters From The Earth, Letter 5: Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Old Testament Style!
The Ark sank from sight just as the monsters arrived—their lamentations joining the children clinging to rocks in the rain, praying to a being who had never answered a prayer.
Letters from the Earth, Letter 4: Noah’s Villain Ark
Twain the riverboat pilot takes Noah’s Ark apart professionally: no rudder, no sails, no compass, no pumps, no anchors. Eleven months at sea. The additional ark was not provided.
Letters From The Earth, Letter 3: Satan Can’t Adam-And-Eve’n!
‘You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity.’ Satan’s flattest and funniest line yet opens a letter that ends with God’s parenting record. Twain is not in a forgiving mood.
Letters from the Earth, Letters 1 & 2: Earth? I Give It…Two Stars
Man invented a heaven and left out sex. Replaced it with harps and twelve-hour prayer. Satan’s dispatches from Earth begin, and Twain saved his sharpest work for last.
DEMON DEEP DIVE! The Japanese Oni!
Unlike the Western devil, the Oni doesn’t want your soul. No bargain, no temptation, no test of virtue. It wants to eat your body. Devil’s Details steps outside the Judeo-Christian house for a demon deep dive.
“This is the End.” “Wow.”: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 11 • The Devil According to Mark Twain
Twain’s Chronicle cuts off mid-magic trick in India. The famous ending—nothing exists, you are but a vagrant thought—is Paine’s theft. We read it anyway. It still lands.
Law & Order & Satan: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 10 • The Devil According to Mark Twain
Father Peter wins his trial and loses his mind—Satan’s parting gift. Then Satan explains why laughter can topple empires and humanity refuses to use it. Chronicle Ch. 10.
Book To The Future! Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Stones!: The Chronicle Of Young Satan, Chapter 9 • The Devil According to Mark Twain
Satan shows the boys the full sweep of human history from Cain to the present. His commentary is mild, detached, and devastating. Only the moral sense makes any of it possible.
Getting Stoned with Satan: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 8 • The Devil According to Mark Twain
Satan narrates a panorama of human massacre. Then produces goblets of heavenly wine. Seppi says ‘we shall be there someday.’ Satan seems to be thinking of something else entirely.
If This Party Gets Any Livelier, a Funeral Might Break Out!: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 7 • The Devil According to Mark Twain
The darkest chapter of the season: a death the boys can’t prevent, a mother who curses God, and Satan rewriting a stranger into hell to help her. Twain might be darker than Poe.