The End Of The End Times • Revelation, Chapter 22
Revelation ends not with a sword or smiting — but a river, a tree, and grace. John would like a word with everyone using this book to justify the very thing it condemns.
New Earth, Who Dis? • Revelation, Chapter 21
We read Revelation 21 and discover the New Jerusalem isn’t waiting for us in the clouds — it’s a cube the size of a continent coming down here, and the gates are never shut.
Turns Out The Devil Is A Millennial! • Revelation, Chapter 20
One Greek word about testing coins. One passage in Revelation 20. Possibly the entire fire-and-brimstone version of hell built on a misread.
This Chapter Is For The BIRDS! • Revelation, Chapter 19
Heaven throws the Bible’s only “hallelujah” party, Sword Mouth Jesus rides in on a white horse mocking Roman triumphs, and the lake of fire debuts—rewriting everything we think about hell.
Babylon Is Fallen… And It Can’t Get Up! • Revelation, Chapter 18
Revelation 18 is a taunt song disguised as a funeral lament, and we are here for every delicious, brutal word of it. The highlight of the reading? John’s exhaustive merchandise list.
Babylon….and on….and on… • Revelation, Chapter 17
We dive into Revelation 17, unpacking the Whore of Babylon as a symbol of empire, corruption, and resistance — with surprising modern parallels.
The Slightly-More-Than-Halftime-Show! • Revelation, Chapter 16
We drink our fill of these seven bowls of wrath, explore the themes of Revelation, and discuss the significance of Armageddon, the moral decay of society, and more.
Can I Get Seven Bowls Of Wrath To Go? • Revelation, Chapter 15
This is a SHORT chapter! – We got more sevens here! What is this, Vegas? – The last of the plagues! – The temple of the tabernacle of the testimony in heaven…and more!
90’s CE Was A Good Year For Wine! • Revelation, Chapter 14
PSA: Even Hell has laws about drinking and driving – Seven heads, ten horns, and really good legs! – Excuse me, where are your grapes of wrath?…and more!
William Blake? More like William CAKE! • The Paintings of William Blake
What’s the deal with this woman clothed with the sun? – Milton and Blake: the peanut butter and chocolate of the devil – Blake was a Red Hat? (kinda) – He’s got butts on his butt!…and more!