Is it possible for a canned cocktail, once opened, to retain its fizz for an entire summer? This isn’t a question typically pondered in the hallowed halls of academia, but it’s precisely the kind of delightful mystery that unravels in this episode of All the Feelings. Pete and Tommy embark on a conversational odyssey that spans the spectrum of human experience, from the surprisingly complex world of condiments to the existential angst of a cherished New Year’s Eve tradition.

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