Tommy Metz III aka Tommy Handsome aka The King of Diminishing Returns has written and directed 8 short films that have shown across the country. Along the way, he was lucky enough to win some awards including Best Overall Short, Best Comedic Short, Audience Favorite Film and Most Handsome Son (that last one was given to him by his mother). His latest horror short “Static” just finished its successful festival run in 2023. Tommy also co-written and directed his first full-length feature film titled 30 NIGHTS, available for streaming on Tubi. Tommy has also spent over two decades as a Head Mentor for the Young Storytellers creative writing and literacy program for children. Tommy lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his better half, Foster.
Foster aka Puppy King Foster aka He Who Rules Over Everywhere The Sun May Touch was found running around on July 4th, 2015 and has remained a free spirit ever since. After allowing himself to be adopted, he now enjoys parks, leaves, squirrels and howling at fire engines. Due to his intense hatred for skateboards, it is presumed he was working undercover infiltrating a skateboard-related crime syndicate and lost a lot of good boys during the operation. Foster lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his worse half, Tommy.
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Tommy leads Pete and Mandy through Cocaine Bear and Transformers, plus a game of What They In? and a list of moves with fun CG animals!
Pete’s lamenting the layoffs while Tommy is poking at pugilism.
Tommy, as a man, does some fashion explanation while Pete probes the not-to-deep depths of his own memory.
Tommy finds fear from above while Pete helps a listener defeat dreams of academic dread.
Tommy remembers just how much he wants to forget while Pete brings a reminder that we are all fungible resources.
If you STICK around, you might just find we show you a future you can’t turn off.
Don’t worry, we’re sure your therapist thinks you’re funny. Just make sure you’re not unconscious during your sessions.
Tommy Metz III leads Krissy Lenz and Mandy Kaplan on a matinée tour of movies and television magic that ends in a recast-a-thon of movies that definitely should be musicals.
Have you found your one thing? Probably not, but let’s not feel too bad about it. Besides, you’re too busy climbing sidewalk curbs with a step ladder.
What if you threw a party and no one showed, AND you didn’t have your phone?