Tommy Metz III aka Tommy Handsome aka The King of Diminishing Returns has written and directed 8 short films that have shown across the country. Along the way, he was lucky enough to win some awards including Best Overall Short, Best Comedic Short, Audience Favorite Film and Most Handsome Son (that last one was given to him by his mother). His latest horror short “Static” just finished its successful festival run in 2023. Tommy also co-written and directed his first full-length feature film titled 30 NIGHTS, available for streaming on Tubi. Tommy has also spent over two decades as a Head Mentor for the Young Storytellers creative writing and literacy program for children. Tommy lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his better half, Foster.
Foster aka Puppy King Foster aka He Who Rules Over Everywhere The Sun May Touch was found running around on July 4th, 2015 and has remained a free spirit ever since. After allowing himself to be adopted, he now enjoys parks, leaves, squirrels and howling at fire engines. Due to his intense hatred for skateboards, it is presumed he was working undercover infiltrating a skateboard-related crime syndicate and lost a lot of good boys during the operation. Foster lives in Sherman Oaks, California with his worse half, Tommy.
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Clean your glasses. Watch out for the ghouls under your bed. Stay out of the metropolitan water delivery business
Kickstart your back-ups, Sheriff Woody is loose. Tommy’s terrified of Little Tommy 2 while Pete should just give up and stop wearing pants to meetings.
Don’t drive while listening to this episode. Also, Tommy helps a listener get back … at everyone … at once. And Pete just hopes this will never, ever, ever end.
Introducing Shocktato. Also, Tommy struggles with tube time overload and Pete finds solace in escape.
Pete uses his big brain to think again… and again and again while Tommy fights for the right to recline.
Pete helps a listener find a friend in time while Tommy is generally sorry.
Pete expounds on the long-running perils of railroad tie tag while Tommy and Foster come to a pandemic impasse.
Pete chronicles the perils of feeling anything at all while Tommy exercises his inner Lawnmower Man daemons.
Bumble snoozes, the pen leads to the darkest nights of the soul, and exercises in poor storage.
Are there are more villainous creepies than hornets? Pete fights the purge while Tom winces at the wheel.