In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light.” But then, apparently, He got bored and switched it off just to see what would happen. Welcome to Sitting in the Dark, where this month Kynan, Chelsea, Tommy, and Pete explore what happens when filmmakers yank away humanity’s favorite nightlight. Their lineup: Wait Until Dark (1967), Don’t Breathe (2016), and Pitch Black (2000)—three films that remind us that darkness isn’t just the absence of light, it’s the presence of bad decisions.
We start with Wait Until Dark, in which Audrey Hepburn, recently blinded, gets harassed by Alan Arkin and a few other men who apparently missed the memo about “don’t terrorize vulnerable women.” Then we stumble into Don’t Breathe, where three young idiots break into the wrong house and discover that Stephen Lang’s blind war vet has taken “home security” to a level that can only be described as “OSHA violation.” Finally, the crew rockets to Pitch Black, where Vin Diesel proves once again that he can growl through any lighting condition. It’s a film so early–2000s it practically comes with a Nu Metal soundtrack and a free AOL disc.
So grab your flashlights, blow out your candles, and maybe keep one bulb unbroken… you know, just in case.
Featured Films
- Tonight’s Triple Feature:
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- Wait Until Dark – Apple TV | Amazon | Letterboxd
- Pitch Black – Apple TV | Amazon | Letterboxd
- Don’t Breathe – Apple TV | Amazon | Letterboxd
- View Our List on Letterboxd
