What if the perfect name you chose ends up on half the kids in your child’s kindergarten class—and should you even tell people your top picks before the baby arrives? Matthew navigates competing Jewish and Southern family naming traditions while Pete and Mandy share hard-won wisdom about popularity trends, the social power certain names carry, and why those adorable baby sneakers are destined to become airborne projectiles.

From a 47-year-old first-time parent-to-be to parents of adult children, three hosts at wildly different stages discover that parenting looks nothing like the movies promised. They tackle the uncomfortable truth about parental control, the gap between media myths and messy reality, and why raising kids might require a village after all.

Three parents at completely different stages—newborn chaos, teenage hostage negotiations, and adult children who’ve achieved independence except financially—tackle the parenting questions nobody warns you about. It’s thoughtful, emotional, and funny, because raising humans means getting raised right back, and none of us know what we’re doing.